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Pennsylvania School District Arms Students With Rocks to Fight School Shooters

Pennsylvania School District Arms Students With Rocks to Fight School Shooters

Pennsylvania School District Arms Students With Rocks to Fight School Shooters
March 24
07:14 2018

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A Pennsylvania school district has come up with the idea of arming its students with rocks so that they can defend themselves against the threat of potential school shooters.

Let’s repeat that for clarity: A Pennsylvania school district… has come up with the idea… of arming its students… with rocks… so that they can defend themselves… against the threat of potential school shooters.

One time for the people in the back: A PENNSYLVANIA SCHOOL DISTRICT… HAS COME UP WITH THE IDEA… OF ARMING ITS STUDENTS… WITH ROCKS (ROCKS! Y’ALL)… SO THAT THEY CAN DEFEND THEMSELVES… AGAINST THE THREAT OF POTENTIAL SCHOOL SHOOTERS.

So, to recap: A group of educated adults actually think that arming its students with rocks will help them defend themselves in the event of a school shooting.

David Helsel, the superintendent of Blue Mountain School District in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania said at a state House Education Committee hearing on school safety last week that every classroom in his district has been equipped with a 5-gallon bucket of river rocks.

“If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance to any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full of students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” he said. “We have some people who have some pretty good arms. They can chuck some rocks pretty fast.”